YOU ARE A WORTHY SOLDIER. WELCOME. JOIN US. YOU HAVE SHOWN SELFLESSNESS IN THE FACE OF A GREAT THREAT.
WE CALL OURSELVES S.H.A.R.T., OR THE SPECIAL HIDDEN AUTHORITY FOR RADICAL TECHNOLOGY, A SECRETIVE FORCE SEEKING TO PROTECT HUMANITY FROM THREATS LIKE ALIENS AND EVEN WORSE THREATS LIKE THE GOVERNMENT.
WE DO THIS THROUGH OUR GROUNDBREAKING TECHNOLOGIES, ROBOTICS AND ADVANCEMENTS FAR BEYOND THE CURRENT POINT OF THE HUMAN RACE. CLICK HERE TO VIEW ONE OF OUR TOP SECRET DESIGNS FOR WORLD PROTECTION.
THAT IS THE S.H.A.R.T. GUN. IT IS THE DESIGN OF MYSELF, AND IT IS THE ONLY WEAPON IN EXISTENCE THAT HAS THE ABILITY TO VAPORIZE A THREAT. AS YOU MAY KNOW, THE MARTIANS AND THE U.S. GOVERNMENT ARE FIGHTING A BITTER WAR OVER THE USE OF OIL RESOURCES ON MARS AND WHICH RACE'S WAIFUS ARE BETTER. GOD BLESS AMERICA.... OR JAPAN?
REGARDLESS, WE WANT YOU AS ONE OF OUR OWN. AMONG OUR RANKS, YOU WILL BE PROTECTED FROM BOTH THE FBI (WHO ARE NOW AFTER YOU) AND THE MARTIANS, WHO SEEK TO DESTROY YOUR WAIFU. PROTECT HER AT ALL COSTS.
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