HELLO THERE. I AM BRANDON MAVERICK BLECHMAN, BUT YOU MAY CALL ME GENERAL B.M..
I HAVE A LOT TO LOSE IN THIS FIGHT. NOT ONLY AM I THE COMMANDER AND GENERAL HERE AT S.H.A.R.T., I HAVE A FAMILY HERE ON EARTH WITH MY LOVELY WAIFU.
I KNOW, WITH YOUR HELP, WE WILL DEFEAT THE MARTIANS AND THE GOVERNMENT. THIS IS WHERE YOU COME IN. I WISH TO PERSONALLY TRAIN YOU AGAINST THE THREATS WE FACE.
FIRST, I WILL SHOW YOU SOME IMPACT STATEMENTS FROM PEOPLE HERE AT EARTH.
CLICK HERE TO SEE A STATEMENT FROM MY LOVELY WAIFU.
CLICK HERE TO SEE A STATEMENT FROM A FELLOW HUMAN OF EARTH.