This is your waifu. Her name is Unko, and she is a waifu of the planet Earth. She has a high pitched voice, is 3'4", and is 25 years old. Unko knows her weapons, and proudly dons a S.H.A.R.T. gun like a professional. Unlike your family, she is 2D and only exists in your own world. Yet, she is loyal and loving and loves head pats. If you go more than 48 hours without giving her a head pat, she will spontaneously combust. She does have the unique ability to charm government officials with her childlike appearance. Unko, being an Earth Waifu, gives you the ability to regenerate your health and ammunition over time. Her other skills, including chess playing, moonwalking, and cave spelunking may come in handy in your journey. Back