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Welcome to Interstellar Cellar News Station. I am your host, Rook, here with all of the most important breaking news. Today, we are here with excellent news. Nick is applying for his first job. We can celebrate by Paypal'ing Nick large amounts of money. Once again, Nick says thank you. Next, we have a special guest here with a special educational segment. Everyone say hello to Nukafurbs. Nukafurbs comes bearing alarming news. There is currently a horrible event going on right now. There is a surplus of cheese! 1.4 billion pounds of it. The government buys up extra milk products to help support farmers in times of need, and shoves the surplus cheese into caves. Yes, caves! I couldn't imagine ever eating that much cheese. I am a lactose intolerant lion, after all. Thank you to Nukafurbs for contributing news for today. Thank you for tuning into today's installment of ISC News!

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